Thursday, 4 September 2008

Bos-ku lucu sekaliiiiiih

Beginilah gue dan si Boss sehari-hari...

B (Boss), E (Gue)...and please notice that all dialog will be in SingLish...aiahahahaha

Urusan kirim surat!

B : Erli, when did you mail the catalog to bla..bla..bla...?
E : Eh? did i send it??bingung
B : Erliiii....you're so forgetfull...alamaaaak. it's just last week!!! See your file...
E : *bolak-balik ngecek file di excel* There's nothing here, i never sent the catalog to bla..bla..bla
B : You...ah, you never update, you see...! Now i have to check it by myself. You cannot do that you know...your job is to assist me!! Let me see...*ngobrak-ngabrik tumpukan file dimejanya*. Ah, here....i talked to her on thursday...so you must be mailed the catalog that day...Update your file now!
E : *ngecek kalender* last thursday...umm Sir, i was on MC (medical certificate) that day...remember??
B : *melongo....* Hah? really ah? alamak...you right! I am sorry...
E : .....keplak
*Uuuugh, pengen gue lempar tuh katalog ke mukanya!!! Ngomel nggak pake mikir!!!*


Shortcut

B : *lagi jelasin cara bikin quotation* So you open this file, 'save as', and put another name there. Simple right?
E : OK
B : Now you do it...i wanna see
E : *dasar nggak percayaan!* Ok, so this is the file...*buka file*, I change this part...this..and this...correct??
B : Yes, correct...now 'save as'...
E : *neken F12, ganti nama file, trus enter...*
after a while....
B : Erliiii....what are you doing? i said 'save as'...
E : *bengong*bingung I did!
B : Where...Where...?? You don't know how to 'save as' ah? *bayangin dia ngomong ini sambil nunjuk-nunjuk monitor gue!!!*
E : *bujud dah nih orang!* I did!!!!maksud
B : Wheeeeeeen...!!! You ah, really don't know how to save as...klik 'file'...and then 'save as'...then change the name!!! how many times should i tell you!
E : *kalem, tapi nahan gondok!* coolSir, i pressed F12...it's like you klik 'file' and then 'save as 'and i already saved as a new file...
B : How come?
E : *GUBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK, aaaaarrrgggh....aargh....nggak pernah denger istilah SHORTCUT yah bos????*


Hadddduuuuuuuh, kadang gue stress jadinya gara-gara dia maunya gue ngerjain segala sesuatu pake cara dia....belajar pake shortcut dong ah....!

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